Happy Thanksgiving from All of Us!
November 24, 2010
Here are a few Thanksgiving quotes to brighten your day!
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.Irv Kupcinet
I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.Arnold Schwarzenegger
Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.Kevin James
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.Erma Bombeck
It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored withRussell Bakergourmetstatus.
Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving.Mike Connolly
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.Jon Stewart
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.Johnny Carson Thanks to Simran Khurana and impNERD for providing these quotations.